In my former life, I was an underpaid therapist. I washed hair, gave unsolicited advice, and medicated small children (not really) all in the name of great hair. Still not knowing what I want to be when I grow up, I’ve gotten more than one request to record and share my stories with the world. So I thought, What the hell? I threw caution to the wind and decided to go all in with the tales of my life. Surely nothing could go wrong, right? If we are connected and one of my stories sounds strangely familiar to you, I’m totally talking about you. You guys are the ones that made these stories that I’m able to share. First and last names will always be used, none of you are innocent. I align myself with all the fun people, not the innocent people. Ride along as Roxy and I recount the stories I laughed at more than once and guaranteed I will laugh at again as I share it with you.